During your Main Phase: You can roll a six-sided die, excavate that many cards from the top of your Deck (or as many as you can), and if you do, you can add 1 excavated "Vaylantz" card to your hand, also shuffle the rest into the Deck
[W][W][C][C] Freezing Wind: 100 damage
Cards illustrated by fan-favorite artists like Mitsuhiro Arita, HYOGONOSUKE, and Naoki Saito consistently sell for more than comparable cards with standard artwork
This is a unique ritual spell card in that it can be used to summon any ritual monster from your hand or graveyard
Interaction Ive got some interaction slots here, with lands that can give a creature trample like Skarrg, the Rage Pits, to help a big Ape or Monkey punch through blockers
When I said it's meant to be trash, I didn't mean whoever created it in-universe intended it to be trash (though that's debatable)