As if this wasnt enough reason to be excited about Stolen Uniform, its also great in Pioneer
It is the single best counter to elf decks and really any deck trying to win with dorks
If this was a game of Skribbl, this drawing might be considered pretty decent

Advanced Search Sets Random Syntax Absorb Vis Acquire Alabaster Host Intercessor Ancient Vendetta Angel of the Ruins Angrath's Fury Arachnus Spinner Archdruid's Charm Arcum Dagsson Ashiok, Dream Render Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar Assassin's Trophy Auditore Ambush Avengers Disassembled Basri's Aegis Battle Plan Bifurcate Binding the Old Gods Biotech Specialist Bitter Ordeal Bitterheart Witch Blightspeaker Boseiju Reaches Skyward Boseiju, Who Endures Brainspoil Brave the Wilds Bribery Brutalizer Exarch Bushwhack Case of the Shattered Pact Chandra's Flame Wave Chandra's Outburst Chandra, Heart of Fire Cleansing Wildfire Cloudbound Moogle Clutch of the Undercity Colossal Collision Cosmium Confluence Counterbore Cragsmasher Yeti Cranial Extraction Crumble to Dust Deathsprout Deicide Demolition Field Denying Wind Dichotomancy Dimir Machinations Dire-Strain Rampage Dismissive Denial Disorienting Choice Dispossess Divert Disaster Dizzy Spell Dovin's Dismissal Earthbender Ascension Earwig Squad Ecologist's Terrarium Elspeth, Undaunted Hero Embermage Goblin Emergency Eject Eradicate Erode Escape Tunnel Eternal Dominion Ethereal Usher Everything Pizza Evolution Charm Exploding Borders Extirpate Extract Fall to Earth

Hold your finger along the top of your card and run it down, pushing the air out of the gap at the bottom
This protector is shaped to match standard case dimensions, so it sits evenly and stays in place