Earthbending seemed like the most inherently breakable of the bending abilities in this set, and Badgermole Cub is the card to do it
All of that is for two mana as well, meaning you can do this every turn from turn three onwards - or even earlier if you can generate the mana for it
Then the four-cost instant in Dimir colors can draw and discard looting equal you hand size, or has basic land cycling for two mana
Theft Decks Evelyn, the Covetous | Illustration by Marta Nael Commander (1) Planeswalker (1) Creature (23) Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer Thieving Skydiver Baleful Strix Robber of the Rich Dire Fleet Daredevil Valki, God of Lies Grenzo, Havoc Raiser Dauthi Voidwalker Thief of Sanity Halo Forager Vedalken Plotter Cosima, God of the Voyage Nightveil Specter Thada Adel, Acquisitor Kheru Mind-Eater Hostage Taker Don Andres, the Renegade Gonti, Lord of Luxury Evil Twin Zareth San, the Trickster Plargg and Nassari Author of Shadows Xanathar, Guild Kingpin Instant (10) You Find Some Prisoners Fumble Siphon Insight Rakdos Charm Sudden Spoiling Crosis's Charm Fierce Guardianship Maestros Charm Memory Plunder Nurgle's Conscription Sorcery (8) Inevitable Betrayal Extract Brain Praetor's Grasp Evacuation Devastation Tide Blatant Thievery Breach the Multiverse Fevered Suspicion Enchantment (5) Mirrormade King Narfi's Betrayal Leyline of Anticipation The Ruinous Powers Mind's Dilation Artifact (14) Sol Ring Thaumatic Compass Dimir Signet Fellwar Stone Arcane Signet Rakdos Signet Izzet Signet Crystal Shard Vedalken Shackles Commander's Sphere Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree Mirage Mirror Solemn Simulacrum Wand of Wonder Land (38) Polluted Delta Sunken Hollow Fetid Pools Morphic Pool Watery Grave Training Center Steam Vents Scalding Tarn Luxury Suite Blood Crypt Dragonskull Summit Haunted Ridge Path of Ancestry Command Tower Exotic Orchard Crumbling Necropolis Xander's Lounge Maestros Theater Ash Barrens Evolving Wilds Bojuka Bog Mystic Sanctuary Thespian's Stage Mountain x4 Swamp x2 Island x9 Theft decks want to turn their opponents decks against themselves
You know what they don't stop
This ensures everyone will have fun new decks to play come rotation, even if you've been gone from the game for a while
